COUNT THE BIGGS IN ON THIS ONE!!!

Hear Ye, Hear Ye!

Who: Ted

What: Birthday

Where: *

Why: BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU!
When: Thursday, July 27th, 2006:anytime after 5:00 pm-(??)

How: Plane, Train or Automobile

Clarifications:

Bring yr kids if you got em...., Dead Animals to grille or Vegetables to stir-fry , if you eat it,.... liquor, beer or wine, if you drink it, .....a swimsuit or Birthday suit, .....if you have one. A white Elephant B-day gift,.... if yr generous.

Ye olde Ted, thee 34 yeare olde Towne Cryer!

(sung to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Theme song)

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
T-E-D-*-*-*-*
/ G - / A7 D7 / G C GD7 G /

Hey there hi there ho there
You're as welcome as can be
T-E-D-K-L-U-G
Ted *(Donald Duck)
Ted * (Donald Duck)
Forever let us hold your banner high (high, high, high!)

/ C - / G - / A7 - D7 - /

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree
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[Ending theme, much slower:]

Now it's time to say goodbye
To all our company

T-E-D-, See you real soon
A-L-L-E-N, Why? Because we like you
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